For years Yellowbeard had looted the Spanish Main, making men eat their lips and swallow their hearts. Caught and convicted for tax evasion, he’s sentenced to 20 years in St. Victim’s Prison for the Extremely Naughty.

• Yellowbeard
• Mel Damski
• Graham Chapman
• Peter Boyle
• Cheech Marin
• Seagoat Films
• Hemdale
• Iron Pics